Bachelorette cake- ADULT VIEWERS ONLY

Helped a friend make a raunchy cake for her friend's Bachelorette party... I must admit it turned out a little better than I anticipated.  Maybe a little TOO realistic...

Putting my friend to work- painting the "leather" with water to make it shine:

Got the shape and basic decoration down... only have to add the "embellishments" now:

Silver spikes... edible.  How "studly"...

You've got a little something leaking out there... is that icing??

Wow... the more we added, the more raunchy it got:

The final product... hope the Bachelorette doesn't form any unrealistic expectations!!